Shmud

The smelliest stinkiest grossest thing around. Unless your into that 😉 . Then it’s a good thing

Bro this place smells like fucking shmud.

She’s so hot I want her to shmud all over mee.

by Papa shmud September 6, 2018

shmud

A special mixture of shit and mud.

BJ you stepped into some serious shmud!

by JeLLo December 23, 2003

Shmud

A left handed person

That damn Aleah is such a fucking shmud!!!!

by RileyBabyCraig October 21, 2010

Shmud

A mixture of mashed potatoes and lots of mayonaise

Why the fuck are you making shmud?

by QesqseQ October 21, 2020

Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 14, 2012

shaud

A slang term for sex

Dude, I got shaud from this girl last night.

by M000P August 2, 2017

Shmode

Short for Squill-mode inspired by the living chode Squill. The word originating from the group A-2 It means to shutdown and not do what you are supposed to do.

Squill is lying down in a snow bank instead of doing his stick run. He is definitely on a Shmode what a cuck.

by Loeb Loves mac and cheese June 22, 2019