shmud

A special mixture of shit and mud.

BJ you stepped into some serious shmud!

by JeLLo December 24, 2003

Shmud

The smelliest stinkiest grossest thing around. Unless your into that 😉 . Then it’s a good thing

Bro this place smells like fucking shmud.

She’s so hot I want her to shmud all over mee.

by Papa shmud September 07, 2018

Shmud

A left handed person

That damn Aleah is such a fucking shmud!!!!

by RileyBabyCraig October 21, 2010

Puffin shmud

A large clump of fecal matter which, when excreted, will stretch the the rectum for a few hours before returning to its natural size.

person 1: Hey jim you wanna play football
Person 2: no i cant, this puffin shmud has got me shitting my bowels out...

by zXDRaGuNoVXz December 15, 2012

Shmud

A mixture of mashed potatoes and lots of mayonaise

Why the fuck are you making shmud?

by QesqseQ October 21, 2020