shm

Somebody Hit Me

John: Seriously, I'm getting sick of having to look up acronyms every five minutes. Why can't people just spell out WTF they're talking about these days? shm!.

Bob: Dude use urbandictionary.com

shm by TigerPawn January 3, 2014

SHM

Swedish house mafia, a swedish electronic house music group consisting of Axwell, Steve Angello and Sebastian Ingrosso

"Oh i wish SHM still made music, the were one of the best!"

SHM by Repanen January 30, 2018

SHM

Simple Harmonic Motion being definition of any object in equilibrium that moves in a sinusodal wave manner across a point of equalibrium (shown by the equation X = Xo+A*Sin(wt). Analogous to male masturbation, because of its repetitive, sinusodal wave manner of movement.

Dude, he knows all about the SHM...

SHM by Jeremy April 18, 2005

"shm" complex

1)The belief that having "shm" as a prefix of a word makes it Jewish/Hebrew slang

2)The belief that adding "shm" in front of a word presents it as having no value to the speaker. Usually used directly after the original word.

-Not tonight honey, I'm too tired.
-Tired shmired! I had a long day too, you don't hear me shmalowzing about it. Night after night it's the same old shmuck with you.
-Woah, "shm" complex much?

"shm" complex by mmmoneys April 15, 2009

SHM

Shower, Hair, Makeup. Originates from juicystar07 a youtube guru.

SHM then filming a haul video!

SHM by JuicyCFiend January 19, 2011

SHM

shaking head maliciously

She told me that she was going to be late after telling me she would be on time.... shm

SHM by dlittle March 29, 2015

SHM

Abbreviated version of Seen Better, Had Worse, Made a Mess For Less (seenahaddamayda)

u see a plain girl walkin down the street and you KNOW you have been with better and been with worse, instead of the full words, just say SHM!!!!

SHM by Warl0cK October 23, 2008