You lift up your
shirt, wear your pants backward, do a handstand, and take a big shit through your zipper hole. Then you ask your
mother once she is finished with her dinner if she could kindly wash your
nutsack.
Hey man, I just took the biggest shit of my
life.
Did you make sure to lift up your
shirt? Its a common courtesy
thing.
No, I wasn't properly shitting.
*GASP*