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Water Sheringham 

The most realistic name for a dolphin. Based on the fact that dolphins are complete and utter cunts who know something that we don't but are clever enough to let us know they know something without actually telling us.

In land terms the only thing as cunty as a dolphin is Teddy Sheringham, ex-Spurs footballer.

Dolphins are the Sheringhams of the water, therefore 'Water Sheringhams'.
Look at that Bottlenosed Water Sheringham herding that unfortunate swimmer out to sea where they will be eaten by sharks.

or

How can we sink that enemy submarine? I know, let's strap a bomb to a Water Sheringham and teach it to explode when they get close enough.
Water Sheringham by arseblog July 31, 2009
High IQ. Gifted talent in music. Kind, intelligent, gentle and caring. Gets work done one way or other. Remains super calm until messed with. Gets friend zoned a lot but still somehow finds way to get out of it. He is master in arts of keeping oneself happy while making others happy.

Also
a Sexual being from the 4rth dimension
Sup High IQ
Dude my name is shriram
Shriram by Usernametotell March 27, 2021

steriogram 

the bestest rapcore band ever. from new zealand lead singer tyson kennedy is the hottest guy and his voice is soooo great. i <3 them.
dude steriogram opened for soco and yellowcard last friday, it was crazy!
steriogram by emalie April 5, 2004

shenigra 

A respected, well rounded, self reliant woman. With a unique beautity, kind heart,and open mind. A womans equivalent to a henigga. The biggiest complement any woman could recieve.
That Jax is one hell of a shenigra, Fuckin them dudes, gettin that money.
shenigra by Justjax December 13, 2016

steriogram 

The best Kiwi Rock group in ages, they have a really unique sound and a kick ass record if anybody other than me has the guts to actually buy a CD anymore.
Yo, I heard this wicked song on the radio yesterday.
Dude, let me guess, it was Steriogram.
Yeah, how did you know?
Duh, they are the best band out there next to Franz Ferdinand and Jet.

steriogram 

an awesome band from new zealand who has had at least one hit- Walkie Talkie Man, and their cd "Shmack" is really good
me:wow this is an awesome song
man:woah who's it by?
me:steriogram, you silly little monkey!
steriogram by woah_dudette August 28, 2005