Shadonkey 

A wildcard adjective. Generally negative.

"Dude that chick was shadonkey fine"
"Dude what did you do in the bathroom? It smells like shadonkey in there"
"HOLY SHADONKEY! That was crazy"

Shadonkey by Coty Campbell October 6, 2006

Shadonkey 

A mythical creature. A cross between a donkey and shark

"Wow look at that Shardonkey!"
"OMG a Shadonkey is eating meeeee...."

Shadonkey by Lifeisrufffffff May 11, 2016

SHADONKEY 

SHADAINE

shadaines new name is shadonkey

SHADONKEY by idskjncjdncksj April 1, 2022

Seadonkey Exchange 

An online dating service such as lavalife where you basically look through an online menu of girls and try to arrange a hookup. High volume traders on the seadonkey exchange frequently arrange to meet their prospective piece of ass in a public place so that if they end up being butt ugly they can easily bail on the chick. Other times, guys will have their friends go to the prospective girls place of employment to see if she is too nasty to hit up. It is a Generally Accepted Seadonkey Principle (GASP), that 95% of the girls on seadonkey exchange websites are repulsive. Yet, some men are attracted to the fuck and chuck aspect of the whorish online women. Seadonkey exchanges should be used sparingly and only in times of desparation as they will most certainly result in a large ashamed list.

Barry: Hey Levi, can you go to REI and see if this chick that works there is worth my time?
Levi: Did you meet her on the seadonkey exchange Barry?
Barry: Yeah, what's the big deal?
Levi: It's just that you already have the biggest ashamed list of anybody I know by far. You sure you want to do this?
Barry: Yeah man, I really need some head and my back massaging tool just doesn't get me off like it used to.

Seadonkey Exchange by Lazynutz July 17, 2005

Shronkey 

Derived from the movie “Shrek”: ½ Shrek, ½ Donkey A burley no necked bald man that resembles and OGER and acts like a total ASS.

No wonder Josh only goes out with skankey hoes, he is such a Shronkey!

Shronkey by Grondinelli January 20, 2009

Shronkey 

Definition: The sinful reminder that while your sins may be many, God's will always be greater.

Example:
Patricia: Hey (redacted), wanna look at my Shronkey fanfic?

(Redacted): y-your... your fucking what
Patrcia:
(Redacted):
Patricia
(Redacted):
Patricia: my shrek x donkey fanfic-
(Redacted): oh my fucking god patricia, your sins are many, but god's are apparently greater

Shronkey by squashDefinesStuff September 28, 2019

shonkey 

adj. - not entirely trustworthy, of shady character, ill reputed, fucked up

noun - the offspring of a sheep and donkey

The Church of Scientology sure is a shonkey organization.

shonkey by Emmerson Biggins August 28, 2005