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(Pronounced "Scotty")

Acronym for "Some Guy on the Internet"
Kyle: "Dude, are you sure you wanna go through with this?"

Stan: "Yeah, SGOTI told me it was completely legal."

Kyle: "Oh, okay."
SGOTI by Wraith84 October 29, 2012
Words you can keep

spotify bomb 

A Spotify bomb is when you utilize one of the other locations your Spotify account is linked to play (such as someone else's apartment, someone else's TV, someone else's car radio) and start playing a song to surprise or scare the other person.
Man, I totally Spotify bombed Maria last night. I think her cat jumped into the ceiling. She's so pissed, but she doesn't know how to de-link her TV from my account.
Related Words
SGOTI sootie SOTI scotis Scotia shotie saotic segotia shoti skoti
grubhub perks give you deals on the food you love.
spoti
spoti by m2345m April 13, 2021

Spoti-stalker 

When it becomes clearly obvious that your friends aren't playing their own music on Spotify, but rather are looking for what you are listening to, and then playing the exact same thing.
"There's no way that he coincidentally played same exact 5 songs as me on Spotify. It's clear that Josh is a dangerous Spoti-stalker, and I need to be extra careful to not get my style ripped off."
Spoti-stalker by WolfmanChi July 26, 2012

Spotify Ads

Ads that talk about their own company and how it sucks that they just interrupted your fun?
That one lady: Don’t you hate that Spotify Ads interrupt you and are so stupid?
That one man: Isn’t that what you literally just did? Just now?
That one lady: lItErAlLy!
Spotify Ads by Ooga_booga____ July 11, 2019
Dublin slang for a close friend.
how'rya going me auld segotia?
segotia by Shamrock83 March 8, 2011
sloti: acronym (verb)

s.l.o.t.i
silently laughing on the inside

most people do not actually laugh out loud when they type LOL to someone but instead are silently laughing on the inside.

trademark-shannon rupp "totes sloti"
(in text form)
shannon-hey pam did you hear about what happened to ryan?
pam-totally did sloti
sloti by totes sloti June 18, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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