shoti 

A rudimentary bong made with a length of hollow steel tube, about 10cm in length, and a plastic drinks bottle. the bottle is filled a quarter way with water, and a hole is made just above the water line by gently melting the plastic and then driving the tube through it. a small pinch of tobbacco is then INSERTED into the top (dry) end of the tube, then ground cannabis is dabbed onto the tobbacco. the tube is then put through the hole, into the water a little way so it is just above the bottom of the bottle. it is then used in exactly the same way as a bong except you shoot the tobbacco/weed through the tube and into the water.

Common after effects may include being severely blunted and savage redeye.

Yea mate, innit mate, lets get wrecked on shotis mate.

lets go to the alley for sum shotis! INNIT!!

shoti by Spanki June 21, 2007

shitillion 

An inexact but mind-blowingly large number, somewhere between a centillion and a googolplex. If every atom in the observable universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, and then every atom in the resulting universe were replaced by a universe the size of the observable universe, the number of atoms in that resulting universe would be dwarfed by a shitillion. Not a term to be used lightly.

I could list a shitillion reasons why I haven't seen the Battlefield Earth movie.

shitillion by Honky '98 February 27, 2012

Shitification 

the act of shitify

the act of turning something ugly

The shitification of that house is destroying the neighborhood.

The paint job and body modification was a shitification of a classic mustang.

Shitification by Bren36 August 28, 2009

Nova Scotia Slide Bum 

A physical characteristic that afflicts a disproportionate number of women in the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. Its primary quality is a flatness of the buttocks that is so extreme that the tops of the thighs appear to slide into the shoulder-blades without significant outward interruption.

He: Look, there's Bob's really cute girlfriend. She's from Halifax, Nova Scotia.
Friend: Yea, she's cute alright, but she's got Nova Scotia slide bum.
He: Yikes! Now that she's turned sideways, I see what you mean: she's got practically no ass at all!

Nova Scotia Slide Bum by ring-tailed roarer September 11, 2009

You shot I Shot 

this is a game played with two alcoholics trying to get drunk with eachother. One person buys two shots for the two of them, then the second person buys two shots. This continues until you are sufficiently drunk or blacked out preferably

Hey Johnny lets play you shot I shot to get shitfaced.

You shot I Shot by functioning alcoholic October 1, 2011

shitimage 

The typical shitty photo taken with cellphone.

"Yeah, shitimage. From my phone for fucks sake."

shitimage by nachismo September 11, 2013

Shiticular 

When you are particular about where you have a dump !

At the festivals Gerry won't crap in the portaloo , he's Shiticular!!!

Shiticular by Armageddon37 May 13, 2013