1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday
"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)