1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday
"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.