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saying
saying by johnathanmckinley June 30, 2016
Saying
Hym "You don't like the things I'm saying about contentious topics and ate stealing the things I'm doing... For that reason. That's all you're doing here. Or you're looking the other way while it happens. Just as bad as far as I'm concerned. It doesn't ever stop being a cynical ploy to stop me from circumventing the need either affirm your worldview and/or accept your ideological presuppositions and is, therefore, a violation of my religious freedom. I am dissenting. In the absolute. Fuck yourself or buy some flowers for the funeral."
saying "hi" to my monster
Annie: "What are you doing?"
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
Steve: Saying "hi" to my monster. Jerking off, if you
will, since you won't help me
on that subject.
saying "hi" to my monster by Christophe H Graham September 24, 2007
Saying Goodnight to my mother
Guy #1: "Dude, where were you?"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
Guy #2: "Sorry, I was saying goodnight to my mother"
Guy #1: "Ohhhhhh...I gotchu ;)"
Saying Goodnight to my mother by PTOWNREPRESENT September 25, 2010
Saying Whats up, to the Toilet
Saying Whats up, to the Toilet by LaRose July 9, 2005
saying the alpha-bet
saying the alpha-bet by zeus64 April 13, 2011
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