S.R.P. 

Abr. for Self Righteous Prick
Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend.

I hope S.R.P. and his witch-nosed girlfriend are miserable together.

S.R.P. by Karen Walker April 10, 2008

S.R.P.S. 

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

S.R.P.S. by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D 

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.

Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

P.C.S.R.P. 

(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.

Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.

P.C.S.R.P. by BigMunch March 8, 2019

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

S.I.R.P

An acronym for: S-sudden I-immense R-rectal P-pressure. When you get a sudden urge to take a crap. You have an immense pressure in your rectum and you need to rush to the toilet.

Oh my gosh i have to go to the bathroom i have S.I.R.P

Wow that milk really gave me SIRP

S.I.R.P by lilfarter143 August 29, 2013

S.A.R.P 

Skin heads against racial predicisiom

Racist: Dude asians suck! You should agree your a skinhead!
S.A.R.P:NO! racial predisists suck my fat cock!

S.A.R.P by suckmyfattcock October 23, 2008