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S.R.P.S. 

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.
S.R.P.S. by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D 

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.
Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

P.C.S.R.P. 

(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.
Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.
P.C.S.R.P. by BigMunch March 8, 2019

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A
An acronym for: S-sudden I-immense R-rectal P-pressure. When you get a sudden urge to take a crap. You have an immense pressure in your rectum and you need to rush to the toilet.
Oh my gosh i have to go to the bathroom i have S.I.R.P

Wow that milk really gave me SIRP
S.I.R.P by lilfarter143 August 29, 2013
Skin heads against racial predicisiom
Racist: Dude asians suck! You should agree your a skinhead!
S.A.R.P:NO! racial predisists suck my fat cock!
S.A.R.P by suckmyfattcock October 23, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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