S.R.P.

Abr. for Self Righteous Prick
Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend.

I hope S.R.P. and his witch-nosed girlfriend are miserable together.

by Karen Walker April 10, 2008

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S.R.P.S.

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

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S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.

Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

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(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.

Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.

by BigMunch March 8, 2019

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Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

its literally the alphabet backwards

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

by robloxismycity October 3, 2017

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S.I.R.P

An acronym for: S-sudden I-immense R-rectal P-pressure. When you get a sudden urge to take a crap. You have an immense pressure in your rectum and you need to rush to the toilet.

Oh my gosh i have to go to the bathroom i have S.I.R.P

Wow that milk really gave me SIRP

by lilfarter143 August 29, 2013

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