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S.I.R.P

An acronym for: S-sudden I-immense R-rectal P-pressure. When you get a sudden urge to take a crap. You have an immense pressure in your rectum and you need to rush to the toilet.
Oh my gosh i have to go to the bathroom i have S.I.R.P

Wow that milk really gave me SIRP
by lilfarter143 August 29, 2013
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E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S.

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.
I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!
by dat_schlong_doe June 23, 2024
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C.R.I.S.P.

Capable of Reeling In Serious Pussy
"Dude, I drank just enough to stay C.R.I.S.P. last night, unlike Bryan who was a mess.."
by jimjimslifelessons April 22, 2008
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s.p.r.i.n.k.l.e.l.y

Is someone a TikTok who is very nice and amazing!
Someone: s.p.r.i.n.k.l.e.l.y is the best!
by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021
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by lotto6969 July 9, 2025
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C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C.

Acronym for:
Collectivist Redistributionist Anti-American Progressive Totalitarian Antagonistic Slanderous Treasonous Insidious Cretin

Applies to politically correct & morally bankrupt progressives/communists/socialists/fascists/liberals/democrats/leftists/jihadi-apologists & appeasers
The most powerful & dangerous C.R.A.P.T.A.S.T.I.C. in America today is Barack Obama. He is bolstered by the CRAPTASTIC media which sold their collective souls to shill for him.
by AngryKittyNY July 22, 2010
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I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.

Iis - wom - burp

If. She. Was. Sitting. On. My. Bed. Rubbing. Her. Pussy.
Guy #1: "Dude would you bone that chick?
Guy #2: "If she was sitting on my bed rubbing her pussy, then yes"

Guy# 1:"Yo Look at that girl... I.S.W.S.O.M.B.R.H.P.?"
Guy# 2: (nodding his head) "iswsombrhp."
by Mrdoumass May 25, 2009
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