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S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D 

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.
Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...
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E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. 

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.
I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!

P.C.S.R.P. 

(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.
Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.
P.C.S.R.P. by BigMunch March 8, 2019
Parallel Synchronized Randomness (P.S.R) :

Any Random seemingly unexplained connection(s) between two people who are disconnected, ties that person to the other in a mathematical world infinitely. They become forever connected in their disconnectedness.
You meet someone & they know where you're from, but you've never told them. P.S.R

You see someone intriguing on the subway & then you run into them at work, event, meeting, elevator. P.S.R


You meet someone & you have the same bike, or they had the bike you have now. P.S.R

You say something cryptic or vague & someone completely unrelated knows what you mean. P.S.R

Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two people will stay looped for the end of time.
Abr. for Self Righteous Prick
Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend.
I hope S.R.P. and his witch-nosed girlfriend are miserable together.
S.R.P. by Karen Walker April 10, 2008

F.R.P.S. 

First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.
Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"
F.R.P.S. by IzzyW December 15, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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