S.R.P.S. 

Strum Rate Per Second

Geoffrey - I was with my bitch last night and managed an S.R.P.S. of almost 4! Whats yours?
Howard- Well to be honest I haven't got over 2 without breaking my wrist.

S.R.P.S. by Scrotterz October 9, 2012

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D 

Stands for a stupid retarded piece of shit loser that deserves to die.

Mark: Tanner is nothing short of a S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D!
Leila: Right...

S.R.P.O.S.L.T.D.T.D by Retard_Ryan March 9, 2023

E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. 

An anagram used by a collection of people (approximately 50) that promote a utopian society: everybody, really, pisses, some, ice-cream, on, monsters, really, sadly.

I thought our society was decaying, but those E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. have paved the way for a new societal beginning!

E.R.P.S.I.O.M.R.S. by dat_schlong_doe June 23, 2024

P.C.S.R.P. 

(Post climactic sympathetic response period)

The period of time after sexual

climax when a male experienced a heightened sense of remorse towards either A. His partner that he just ejaculated on/in, or B. His actions after masturbating to pornography.

Guy 1: dude I was fucking this girl last night, it was sick

Guy 2: oh dude, that’s sick. Did you nut on her face?
Guy 1: yeah man, it was great, until the P.C.S.R.P. kicked in and I got her a towel and a drink.

P.C.S.R.P. by BigMunch March 8, 2019

P.S.R  

Parallel Synchronized Randomness (P.S.R) :

Any Random seemingly unexplained connection(s) between two people who are disconnected, ties that person to the other in a mathematical world infinitely. They become forever connected in their disconnectedness.

You meet someone & they know where you're from, but you've never told them. P.S.R

You see someone intriguing on the subway & then you run into them at work, event, meeting, elevator. P.S.R


You meet someone & you have the same bike, or they had the bike you have now. P.S.R

You say something cryptic or vague & someone completely unrelated knows what you mean. P.S.R

Two people walk in opposite directions at the same time and then they make the same decision at the same time. Then they correct it, and then they correct it, and then they correct it. Basically, in a mathematical world these two people will stay looped for the end of time.

P.S.R by Nobody's little weasel March 9, 2009

S.R.P. 

Abr. for Self Righteous Prick
Best used as a moniker for a sleazy, slimy, cheating, low-life,ex-boyfriend.

I hope S.R.P. and his witch-nosed girlfriend are miserable together.

S.R.P. by Karen Walker April 10, 2008

F.R.P.S. 

First Responder Pirate Syndrome is when a firefighter, cop, emt, medic etc. has been doing the job so long his tolerance for B.S. goes down and he/she starts talking like a pirate.

Chris-"Is he at end stage F.R.P.S. yet?"
Me-"Lemme check. Hey Jeff, did you finish your coastal training for '05 yet?"
The Pirate-"Arrrrrghhhh! This is bullshit!"
Tim-"Yup. Explore the space"

F.R.P.S. by IzzyW December 15, 2008