An acronym for sitting on bed laughing. Meant for online use but has been known as many online acronyms to be heard IRL. Considered stronger then the typically used lol, but weaker then a rofl, lmao, or robl.
A self-created, self-solved problem. A soblem often reduces the problem creator/solver to a patheticcondition characterized by uncontrolled sobbing.
Albert Einstein said, "No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it." Jank responded, "Not always, Al! I created and solved a soblem last week!"
A really neat snazzy dude who's in a band and likes to roll around on the floor and make funny faces. He's not amazing with electronics, but he could tell you the history of soap in a minute.
"I was at the show and Eric Soble spazzed out and fell on the floor and started making crazy faces."
"I asked Eric what soap is made out of, and he pretty much gave me it's history."