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The Mile is the most feared P.E. course for all grades through all schools. The Mile i usually where the coach has all of the students line up and run a mile and the students usually are put in a death or death running situation because facing the gym teacher will get you killed but running the mile will kill you more slowly and painfully then a million beatings to the spleen! Good luck running the mile!
P.E teacher: alright everyone! we are going to run The Mile today!

that one kid: im feeling really sick now, and my head is about to explode, i think i need to go home right this second!

P.E teacher: nope jimmy, you have to run the mile like everyone else.
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by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

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Abbreviation for "A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra.".
girl: a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z.

another girl: omg I'm that xena.

girl:what does a.b.c.d.e.f.g.h.i.j.k.l.m.n.o.p.q.r.s.t.u.v.w.x.y.z even mean?

another girl: A bad child's dad eats freaking gummy horses inside of jack's kitchen lying more nastily over plates of quietly presenting residents of sappy towns ukuleles viciously whining of a xenas nappy zebra
by girlwhohatesliving January 30, 2021

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im tired of living but scared of dieing
boy : i.t.o.l.b.s.o.d
girl: me too
by girlwhohatesliving August 10, 2020

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