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And That's Why We Drink 

A true crime and paranormal podcast hosted by the absolute angels that are Christine Schiefer and Em Schulz. The duo talk about some really twisted sh*t all while drinking away their sorrows.
Have you listened to the latest episode of And That's Why We Drink? It made my panties moist.

because fuck you that's why 

Douche: yo, why can't I get some of that azz?

Hot chick: because fuck you that's why.

I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness. 

When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”

Hey mahn that's why i'm here for! 

(Hey mahn that's why i'm here for) this means as a greeting and a nice thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be exited about something or being hyped! This is also a word for being nice to someone if their sad so you could keep them comfortable.
Hey do you wanna go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm here for!

Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! 

(Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for) this means as a insult and a mean thing to say for your family or friends! you could also use this word to be mad or pissed about something or being depressed! This is also a word for being mean to someone if their sad so you could keep them uncomfortable.
Hey do you want to go to space! Hey mahn that's why i'm not there for! :( oh ok.

That's why we can't have nice things 

It's a statement a mom or dad would make, while exasperated with their child for having broken some household item. For instance, a mother buys a new small appliance for her kitchen, let's say its a stand mixer. The kids start playing with it and jam something in the blades and burn out the motor. Mom walks in and sees the mess and yells, "See! That's why we can't have nice things!"

It's a comment that is actually an irrational thing to say, but it's funny for that reason. A very "mom/dad" thing they would say in the heat of the moment.
"See! That's why we can't have nice things! Dad just bought this VCR, and you kids put a sandwich in it! Now it's broken!"