S’uncle 

suhn-kəl

A person who is both your son and your uncle. Usually the result of your grandmother becoming the mother of your child.

“My s’uncle was born last night. It was the best day of my life.”

S’uncle by Fligsters May 11, 2025

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

Adam's Uncle by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

Paul's Uncle by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011

Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.

Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn

Paul's Uncle by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011

i'll be a monkey's uncle 

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

i'll be a monkey's uncle by specimengold November 8, 2013

Jimmie's Uncle 

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.

We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.

Jimmie's Uncle by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

A step beyond Cooter Brown.

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle by Neigbs August 20, 2008