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Adam's Uncle

A very old man.
My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!
Adam's Uncle by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.
Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

Paul's Uncle

Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn
Paul's Uncle by Paul's Mom June 28, 2011

i'll be a monkey's uncle 

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.
e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

Jimmie's Uncle 

When you put a pillow on a womans lap and digitally penetrate her in front of company.
We had a few friends over, so I decided to give my girl a Jimmie's Uncle.
Jimmie's Uncle by FerrariSA September 25, 2009

Drunker than a Monkey's Uncle 

Look at her! She's way past Cooter Brown! She's drunker than a Monkey's Uncle!