One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.
Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.
by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011
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Paul's Uncle is a non-fictional person. He is what you claim to be a God. He is what you call the ultimate uncle. You will always hear things about Paul's Uncle amongst your friends.
Guy 1: Dude I just learned Ninjitsu from my dad.
Guy 2: Paul's Uncle IS NINJITSU
Guy 1: oh damn
by Paul's Mom June 26, 2011
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Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.
Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine
by Wee eccie May 20, 2021
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slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Paul. It is also slang for the movie title.
1. That guy over there is an uncle Paul. You better watch out.
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!
by Idontcar3whatmynam31s January 22, 2009
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When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.
Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul
by MamiJ July 4, 2017
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An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.
When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!
by brandedH January 5, 2020
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Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.
We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.
by 6+1 June 5, 2018
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