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Being a Sømand goes way back into history. The Sømand was the man of the sea, as he sailed out into unexplored worlds. Sømænd (plural) often sailed with boats powered by manpower only. As there was never women around on the ships, Sømænd got feelings for each other.

Being a Sømand is a synonym of having gay feelings for another man and is rarely used in the daily talk.

The term 'Sømand' is used when someone acts out homosexual and can be used in any sentence.
Person A: 'Wow look at that guy over there, I'm so in love with him.'
Person B: 'He's never going to be into you. You know he's a Sømand.'

'I came out as a Sømand, and my parents freaked out.'
Sømand by goodguyjim January 11, 2018
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Samanda -

A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.

Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.

Just shutup.

Shes right.

Your wrong.

Everyones happy.

Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

Samanda sure knows what shes talking about!
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
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Samandriel 

1) Samandriel is a character from the CW's hit TV show Supernatural. He appeared in 3 episodes but was then captured by Crowely and tortured, where he revieled the existance of the angel tablet, and then was killed by Castiel under Naomi's orders.

2) Samandriel is an angel of the Lord.

3) Heaven's most adorable angel.
"I thought Samandriel was dead." -Castiel to Naomi.

"Who would want to kidnap Heaven's most adorable angel?" -Dean Winchester referring to Samandriel
"Crowely." -Castiel answering Dean's question.

Fan-girl 1: Dean is so lovable
Fan-girl 2: Sam is like a teddy bear
Fan-girl 3: Castiel is so sexy
Fan-girl 4: Samandriel is so adorable<3 he's like a lost little puppy. You just want to take him in and give him all the love and affection you an affordღ

*WARNING* You may feel the sudden urge to cuddle when you see him.

samandar 

Nice and cute even when he screw up. A person that makes you happy just by being around him.
Hi, Samandar
samandar by Nabuto November 6, 2017
-Samanda

Do not mess with Samanda, she could beat you up, she can be crazy, but she is really funny to be around with, she hates when people talk shit about her, if you have anything to say about her well guess what you are wrong she is right, she has to be dumb but in the inside she actually is smarter then you think she just doesn’t wanna try, she is good at fighting, she has lots of mans that you never had, If you have a problem with her fix it your self because Samanda is not going to she don’t have time for shit.
Omg Samanda is so pretty, like I wish I was her like, why she be getting all the boys I like:
Samanda by Amanda_27363 May 8, 2019
-Samanda

She is the prettiest girl you will ever meet she was the perfect smile, she’s just perfect and too beautiful for any guy.
Boys are always raped around her finger, she has millions of followers, she don’t need no man, she is perfect just the way she is Samanda can buy you, so don’t mess with her if u find your self arguing with her your wrong end of conversation she is ten times better so that’s why your wrong, she If flat in childhood but when she is a teenager or an adult she will have a bigger ass then you, Sam knows what she talking about, if you have a problem with her and you fight her you will lose she will win! She has a better family then you

DONT MESS WITH SAMANDA!!
Omg Samanda is so pretty, I wish I can be her friend wait she already is for how nice and clever she is for choosing a right friend for her, omg why are hot boys all around her!!!
Samanda by Amanda_27363 May 4, 2019
A Shmanda is a woman who’s crazy, weird, life of the party, makes everyone laugh and has a high sex drive. An open, understanding and free spirit. Hates being told what to do and will fuck you up if you mess with her. Just loves simply being her strange and twisted self. They can be very sweet and caring most of the time though and very sensitive until messed with. Never fuck with a Shmanda. She’s an open book but never lets anyone close. Loves being the one everyone loves and confides in!!
This party sucks, Where’s a Shmanda when you need one?!
Shmanda by Shmanda1208 September 5, 2018
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