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A Shmanda is a woman who’s crazy, weird, life of the party, makes everyone laugh and has a high sex drive. An open, understanding and free spirit. Hates being told what to do and will fuck you up if you mess with her. Just loves simply being her strange and twisted self. They can be very sweet and caring most of the time though and very sensitive until messed with. Never fuck with a Shmanda. She’s an open book but never lets anyone close. Loves being the one everyone loves and confides in!!
This party sucks, Where’s a Shmanda when you need one?!
Shmanda by Shmanda1208 September 5, 2018
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Samanda -

A person who will always get to the point and hates too many details. It wont interest her - AT ALL. Will listen and hear things that you wont even have to say out loud. She naturally understands people and accepts them. Even the weird and different. Has extreamly high ambition and morality but wont force any on anyone else.

Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.

It doesnt matter if you had a point , she has ten reasons why your one reason doesnt work. AND even if its not logical - comming from HER its the most Intelligent and believable thing you have EVER heard in your life! She is lawyer material.

Just shutup.

Shes right.

Your wrong.

Everyones happy.

Or at least you will be...shes very loving and forgiving and fun to be around. So DONT waste time argueing! Go to that party or that mall. Where theres a Mel theres a new adventure!

Samanda sure knows what shes talking about!
Loves to flirt. Is Beautiful. Gets lots of attention. Good to bring to any party.

Loves cartoon characters and she will ALWAYS be a big kid herself !

Very girly/ good at fashion but will still play video games and play wrestle now and again. Has a million followers.

DONT EVER EVER argue with a Samanda.

Shes right. YOUR wrong. End of story.
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a Shanda has the most personality, she is funny, wild, bossy, and quick tempered. Make sure when you meet a Shanda your first impression is a good one because once a Shanda decides she doesn't like you she never will. a Shanda is not as outgoing but when she is made upset she is a firecracker. Shanda is a great friend and very kind.
Shanda didnt speak today, she must be upset about something

Shanda is so funny!
Shanda by CookieCake October 13, 2013

samandar 

Nice and cute even when he screw up. A person that makes you happy just by being around him.
Hi, Samandar
samandar by Nabuto November 6, 2017

Shandana 

A person that is extreamly pretty and loves to hang out. They are very kind and give time to everyone that appreciated them. they have pretty eyes and are talented humans. They are outgoing,fun,enthusiastic and funny. When your around them you're never bored. They can be stubborn at times but are very good at heart. They agree to do anything if it involved a person they love and care about. They are really good friends to keep for life.
He look theres shandana.
Shandana by toocoolfor_you_ January 7, 2012
-Samanda

Do not mess with Samanda, she could beat you up, she can be crazy, but she is really funny to be around with, she hates when people talk shit about her, if you have anything to say about her well guess what you are wrong she is right, she has to be dumb but in the inside she actually is smarter then you think she just doesn’t wanna try, she is good at fighting, she has lots of mans that you never had, If you have a problem with her fix it your self because Samanda is not going to she don’t have time for shit.
Omg Samanda is so pretty, like I wish I was her like, why she be getting all the boys I like:
Samanda by Amanda_27363 May 8, 2019

Shandangas 

In a moment of surprise or realization of great or horrible news, you would react with saying: "Shandangas".
Playing black jack with your buddies and you get dealt a really good hand....

SHANDANGAS!

Just found a large amount of money out of the blue.....

SHANDANGAS!
Shandangas by dj OverDose September 19, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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