Ryston

He is a fuckin' fatass who is definitely gay.

Hey, Ryston is such a gay whale dickhead.

by Idiot dude April 15, 2019

Royston G King

On the journey to truly becoming a good human being and making the world a better place

I wish everyone is on their royston g king journey. The world really needs it

by roystongkingthegodking December 29, 2021

ryson

what's the ryson?

hey ryson, what's the?

by maxyiey July 25, 2022

Restonfarian

A person that proclaims to be a follower of the Rastafari Movement, or Rasta but in reality just never attends to personal hygiene, smokes lots of weed, has "dreads", talks like a villager from an Indiana Jones movie and has grown up in a suburb of Washington D.C. known as Reston, VA.

Friend 1: Yo my boy Tim has gone Restonfarian. He grew dreadlocks, has a girl who has never been to the groomers, stopped wiping his ass and talks like Wycleff Jean.

Friend 2: He can't ride in my car.

by thebikeisblack March 28, 2008

Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

Restonkulous

The portmanteau of the two words redonkulous and stonks. Alluding, ironically to an absurd financial decision.

Elon Musk trying to tank his own company with his absurd comments is absolutely restonkulous.

by Swag dog millionaire May 24, 2020

Reston

The illest place in Virgina

Reston is so tight you should go there

by Dgreates1forever June 24, 2008