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Royston's meaning is settlement of Royce; son of Royce. From the element 'tun' which is of the meaning town, settlement, homestead. The name is derived from the surname, itself from the English place name in Hertfordshire known in medieval times as 'settlement of Royce'. Noun; elusive and mysterious; highly creative; incredibly handsome & charming; intelligent; funny with a great sense of humor; technically skilled; a great lover; likes pork and can make insanely good sausage rolls.
Royston is a great bloke, let's invite him over to dinner.
Royston by the great correcter February 4, 2010
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Someone who exhibits odd, peculiar, disturbing behaviour and/or attitudes. Especially if they are from a small town or area where there is a limited gene pool. From the dark British comedy series "The League of Gentlemen", set in the fictional town of Royston Vasey.
That guy who is making gallows and exporting them to Zimbabwe is a complete Royston!
Royston by Braindead26 September 21, 2008
Another world for awesome, or "sick"
Liverpool are royston
Royston by ryanbadboy101 August 21, 2009

Royston G King 

On the journey to truly becoming a good human being and making the world a better place
I wish everyone is on their royston g king journey. The world really needs it

Royston Spinner 

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.
Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"
Royston Spinner by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013

royston roulette 

from royston,an area in glasgow where young males stab a packet of condoms with a pin and then take one each and go and find a young lady to have sex with.the loser of the game is the one who ejaculates into the pierced condom and becomes a father,usually around sixteen years of age.
this is borin man,cmon we'll have a game of royston roulette

The Royston Swill 

When you are having anal sex with you're woman.. (or man) and you piss up their arse to give it a wash (Swill) out....
'I'm just going to give you The Royston Swill., We have no condoms and I don't want to get shit on my cock "
The Royston Swill by Mrbigstuff1977 February 1, 2021
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