Ruuts
Ruuts by L.A.Kenn1954 February 17, 2021
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Wagon ruts
A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."
3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
Wagon ruts by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
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runtskate
This is a person who has been fucked in all of his orifices by black cock. For those of you who don't know, an orifice is a hole. That's right, a runtskate is someone who has been fucked by black cock in all of his holes at the same time.
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night in the ruts
night in the ruts is a phrase made famous by the band Aerosmith. It is used as a joke. "Night in the ruts" is changed to "Right in the nuts"
A: hey check out my pm on msn...Do you notice anything funny?
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...
night in the ruts by doo_dey_21 August 5, 2008
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