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Wagon ruts 

A word for describing when a woman's pants are pulled up so tight you can see her beef curtains. This has the resemblance of tracks left by a wagon wheel. Observing said event can be enjoyable yet leads to penis frustration since it makes you want to have sex with her. The term is synonymous with camel toe.
1. "Her wagon ruts made my dick want to travel the oregon trail."

2. "I'm no Stephen Hawking but her wagon ruts are sooo deep her vagina might be a black hole."

3. "The fabric of her pants created wagon ruts as it tried to traverse her cavernous poon."
Wagon ruts by cmoney55 September 19, 2011
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runtskate 

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Everybody: We all know that Raymond is a runtskate, because he has been fucked by black guys in all of his holes.
runtskate by Risky B September 9, 2009

runtsack 

and body part near your grund

(made by Jay and Chris)
ouch, right in the runtsack
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night in the ruts 

night in the ruts is a phrase made famous by the band Aerosmith. It is used as a joke. "Night in the ruts" is changed to "Right in the nuts"
A: hey check out my pm on msn...Do you notice anything funny?
B: wat is Night in the ruts?
A: switch the n in night with the r in ruts..
(sees Right in the nuts)
B:LOL...jks!!!
A: HAHA...
night in the ruts by doo_dey_21 August 5, 2008
An acronym for:
Really Ugly Unacceptable Sags.
Commonly refered to as Greg.
Wow, he's sure got some RUUS on him.
Ruus by sags007 September 22, 2009
Something that's gross but oddly attractive
"How was the sex last night?"
"She was pretty reutsch"
Reutsch by Caprico September 3, 2016