Rusty Sub

A dark coppery dry turd, usually a result of lack of vegetables in ones diet.

"Cor Blimey Luv, haven't been for a week! I need to go park a Rusty Sub!"

by mtotheo November 5, 2003

Rusty submarine

The act of having intercourse with a woman during her period, wherein the man (or the person with the dildo) penetrates her vaginally, creating the "rust," and then penetrates her anally, sinking it in a deep dark place.

My cousin had her period, so I totally rusty submarined her.

by bad lady planet October 25, 2010

rusty subaru

When you give a person a rim-job but they haven't wiped in weeks so they have shit stuck in their rim and ass hair

Jim: I had to give Zack A rusty Subaru last night

by Boobaru April 23, 2018

Rusty Submarine

When a girl pulls her pants down (her cheeks loomin' over yo' erect dick), pops a squat, and straight up takes a massive, gravy shit on the tip of your penis. Like, not even in a sexual way. She just has to poop.

Ted: "You remember that machine Wonka drove down the chocolate river?"
Bill: "The boat?"
Ted: "Yeah. I was trying to remember why I was thinking of that boat, and then I realized.. it looked just like Paul's dick after Becky gave him that rusty submarine this morning.

by GreatMcGoogler March 30, 2015

rusty submarine

Its when u fuck a girl in the ass and your dick is coverd in shit and you make the girl give you head.

"hey tyler i gave that girl ashley a rusty submarine last night"

by bak814 September 8, 2006

rusty suburban

The act of having sex with two women. The man performs anal sex on the first woman until covered then puts his penis in the second woman's vagina. Bonus is the second woman is a MILF

Bobby was having sex with two women. Sara enjoyed anal, Stacy did not. Once Bobby was done having anal sex with Sara he proceeded to bang the shit "into"Stacy, performing the act of Rusty Suburban

by Chefmike78 July 5, 2017