Russian Job

A slang term for titty fuck. To thrust the penis in between a woman's breasts, simulating intercourse.
I hooked up with this girl the other night, and she gave me a Russian Job! It was amazing!
by loop zoop June 07, 2017
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Russian nose job

When your stick the tip of you penis in your g.f. nose and ejaculate into it.
Hey man i just gave my wife a russian nose job last night... she was pissed
by Grim_reaper91 December 04, 2009
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Russian Paint Job

Purely confidential and no one in the world besides Evan Spink, a big fag, can know. And also his three friends.
He/She is such a Russian Paint Job
Wow, this smells like a Russian Paint Job.
That looked like a Russian Paint Job!
That felt like a Russian Paint Job.
FUCK YOU, you Russian Paint Job!
My 4x4 jeep is such a piece of Russian Paint Job.
by Evan Spink December 04, 2009
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Russian hand job

When you get a hand job from a girls foot.

(or foot job)
Dude i just got an amazing Russian hand job, i really wish she would have cut her nails first.
by chrisballs June 22, 2008
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russian curb job

a russian curb job is when a person knocks out another person, puts their open mouth on the curb, with their teeth on the concrete, and kicks them in the back of the head, breaking many teeth.
(brains may come out, and head may flatten)
if you have an example, your sick...
Joe: so i gave this ass a russian curb job last week.
Devon: wow, dentures for life for that ass...
by aceponyboy November 13, 2007
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russian toe job

A Russian toe job is when someone doesn't trim their toe nails for at least two months and than shoves it up someone's anus for sexual pleasure

E.i - yo man I have this bitch a nasty Russian toe job last night, bitch squealed like a pig!
Whoa get that toe out of my ass! You aren't russian toe jobbing me tonight!
by Russiantoejob August 08, 2015
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Russian string job

When you or someone else jerks you off using a tennis racket. *note dong must be abnormally small to fit through the woven Russian strings.
Yo Phil, last weekend I got a Russian string job, it only took him an hour to complete.
by juan grand February 10, 2015
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