Russel Crowed 

When lying in your bed using your phone at night and you drop your phone onto your face. Named after the incident where Russel Crowe assaulted a hotel staff member by hitting them with a telephone.

"OMG, ouch, I just Russel Crowed myself!"

Russel Crowed by JRM065 January 7, 2015

Russel Crowe 

v. to strike someone with a telephone or other communication device.

wendy got russel crowe'd cause she was being a bitch.

Russel Crowe by acetanilide January 20, 2006

Russel Crowe 

A great actor

For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday

Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:

You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?

So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!

With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,

So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!

Afrooz Jafarinoor

April 7, 2015
Iran

Russel Crowe by A Persian Fan May 31, 2015

The Russel Crowe Method 

To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.

The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.

The Russel Crowe Method by Pat Yates August 27, 2009

Russel Crowe 

A mentally deficient australian actor more widely known for picking fights everywhere he goes than his acting. A scrouder. Was born in New Zealand but officially disowned by the general public and sent to Australia.

Russel Crowe is a scrouter.

What?! Since when was Russel Crowe considered a heart throb? He's such a scrouder!

Russel Crowe by The Nefarious Alex June 15, 2005

Russel Crowe 

MY OFFICIAL BABYMAKER. SOMETIMES I DO MY GOOSE AND PRETEND ITS HIM. HES NOT DRUNK ALL THE TIME YOU UGLY FUCKS. GO CRAWL INTO A HOLE AND DIE OF LONLINESs.

han dynasty vase is nice

Russel Crowe by blue eyes white dragon January 20, 2005

Russel Crowe 

A yobo but a top bloke nonetheless because he likes to sink piss and run amok.

Russel Crowe may be a yobo, but he'd kick your arse 'cause you're a whiny little bitch and he's a hard-arse. Get me a phone to throw at this knob-toucher.

Russel Crowe in Romper Stomper is one bad-arse mother fucker.

Russel Crowe by King Ink April 12, 2006