runner's high

Something that actually exists. After strenuous exercise endorphines are released creating a "high" feeling. Its not the same as a marijuana type high. Its more of a lightheaded feeling and you cant feel your body alowwing you to run even further. You wont get it if you run 5 minutes. Most feel the effect after 30-40 minutes of hard running.

Joe: Dude runner's high doesnt exist.

Bob: Thats because you only run a lap then give up you fucking pussy.

Joe: well how long do you have to run?

Bob: about half an hour.

Joe: fuck that.

exercise isnt for everyone.

by dwagz October 11, 2009

Runner's trots

When running long distances, you all of a sudden feel an extreme urge to poop and if you don't get to a toilet fast, you're probably going to poop your pants...bad! Runner's trots usually are a precursor to some nasty diarrhea.

Only a mile into the marathon, Jan got runner's trots and had to high-tail it to the nearest port-o-potty.

by no1justminda December 13, 2006

Runner's Cough

When finishing a run, usually that of distance, it is common for a runner to cough. This may be due to a dry throat and dehydration. Gets it's name from "Smoker's cough" although they aren't usually related.

Person 1: *coughs*

Person 2: "You alright, Person 1?"

Person 1: "Yeah, I just have Runner's Cough."

by LAWLZATJ00 July 3, 2009

Runner's Goggles

A condition that occurs when running for so long/far that the women and/or men around you seem to be much more attractive then they actually are, most likely the result of dehydration, exhaustion, etc...

Two guys running:
Guy A: Dude, check out that hottie looking at us.
Guy B: You must got some major runner's goggles on, because that chick is fugly

by TopGunOriginal May 27, 2009

Runner's Depression

the opposite of the Runner's High; the sadness runners feel during extended periods of not running; after distance running, runners become happy on the endorphines their brain releases, so the lack of running and lack of endorphines causes a feeling of depression

Stephanie had Runner's Depression after her track season finished.

by Mikimawse January 26, 2012

Runner's Penis

After running for a long time in any sport, especially cross country or track, a guy's dick becomes small, hard and cold with the blood focusing around the urethra.

"Hey man, that was tough run. I've got Runner's Penis now."

by Steve A. Smith January 15, 2009

Runner's Bum

The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants

"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"

by Mahoganay October 12, 2013