The lord of all lords, Scottish legends and pirate kings all had the surname Rumsby. It glistens with the sweat of victory. Most notably known for their extreme capacity for alcoholic beverages, and taste for rum, a Rumsby has no qualms fucking up any sack of shit that has the nerve to throw his unworthy waffle-ass in the way of the Rumsby's path to glory. Usually the path to a chair at the bar. When you hear the name Rumsby, images of Leonidas harpooning a freshly cherried woman come to mind, because blood on the dick is beneath a Rumsby, but freshly destroying a woman fresh from deflowering with the vigor of Leonidas and a 300 spartan army is something oh-so-common in the Rumsby bloodline. Assclowns beware because these fuckers are crazy, one minute they'll be sitting there all pensive and worldly and shit, the next they're inebriated and tittyfucking a midget and setting fire to a Buddhist temple, simply because he feels they don't drink enough, and midget tits are perky as FUCK.
Assclown: Sir, excuse me but the bar is full. We'll be able to seat you in a moment.
Rumsby: *drunken slur* YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT DICK SON I CAN SEE AN OPENING RIGHT THERE
Assclown: That's just a space between two men seated, please sir calm down
Rumsby: AIN'T NOBODY GON CALM DOWN THE PAIN TRAIN. SCUSE ME GENTS BUT YER GETTING A WHOOP IF I'N EVER SEEN ONE
Seated Gents: OH MY GOD IS THAT HIS DICK?!
Rumsby: *drunken slur* YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT DICK SON I CAN SEE AN OPENING RIGHT THERE
Assclown: That's just a space between two men seated, please sir calm down
Rumsby: AIN'T NOBODY GON CALM DOWN THE PAIN TRAIN. SCUSE ME GENTS BUT YER GETTING A WHOOP IF I'N EVER SEEN ONE
Seated Gents: OH MY GOD IS THAT HIS DICK?!
by KingCherry January 2, 2014
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That guy is a Rumsey among men. Man this awesome pizza is straight up Rumsey. I'm gonna have to Rumsey this place up.
by rumdizzle February 15, 2010
Get the rumsey mug.Nick Rumsey is the best person in the world. He is handsome, smart, funny, sporty, and overall, an amazing man. He is really cute and is to be known as a ladies man. He is extremely musical, playing the piano, trombone, as well as euphonium. He is a highly skilled tennis player. Nick made the Junior Wimbledon final last year, as well as the French Open, US Open, and the Australian Open. Nick Rumsey currently attends school at Joe Yu Community College and is in grade 11. JYCC is known by many to be the best school in Australia, possibly even the world too. He lives in Queensland, Australia. He is currently single, but every woman in Australia is desperate to be with him. They think he's handsome, passionate and an amazing hugger. In conclusion, Nick Rumsey is a great man, and respected by many, with over 100+ million followers, on all platforms of social media.
Boy: Woah, sup Nick!
Nick: Hey man how's it going?
Boy: Better now that I'm talking to you!
Nick: All good mate, catch ya later.
Girl: OMG, WHO IS THAT GUY?!?!?
Boy: Oh that was just my man Nick Rumsey.
Girl: Wow, he's now my idol!
Nick: Hey man how's it going?
Boy: Better now that I'm talking to you!
Nick: All good mate, catch ya later.
Girl: OMG, WHO IS THAT GUY?!?!?
Boy: Oh that was just my man Nick Rumsey.
Girl: Wow, he's now my idol!
by Joe New March 17, 2021
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Get the Nick Rumsey mug.Rumsey Hall School Founded in 1900 resides in Washington, Connecticut also known as the middle of fucking no where. Rumsey is a place for a wide range of students. No matter who you are you will be able to find your friend group here. Whether you are looking just to go to school and learn or you are looking for the headmaster to make sexual gestures and touches on you this is the right place for you. You will find a plethora of drugs and by plethora just nic, and no alc will be found on campus. Rumsey Hall is a 24/7 daycare for children grades 6-9. The best way to stay out of trouble here is to have rich parents.
“I go to Rumsey Hall”
“Wtf is that”
“Junior Boarding School”
“Oh so like a place for kids to get addicted to nic in 6th grade.”
“Yeah exactly”
“Wtf is that”
“Junior Boarding School”
“Oh so like a place for kids to get addicted to nic in 6th grade.”
“Yeah exactly”
by Bryguy124 September 22, 2021
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