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When 2 people scissor each other and rub buttholes together then fart at the same time while climaxing.
The two men rumpled throughout the night. They both wanted to experience a hot rumpler.
Rumpler by Carnage79 August 15, 2012
Words you can keep
An awesome person sometimes can be an idiot when it comes to a girl. A great friend.
The guy you yell at across the room Rumpler!!!. The person you have inside jokes with.
Rumpler by xSilvax March 24, 2012

dwarfskin rumpler

a frightening new swear word used in pleasanton CA that will scare children and sometimes make people named paul curl in the fetal position, hide in the nearest closet, and wet themselves
Brenden: DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!DWARFSKIN RUMPLER!!!!

Paul: stop or ill tell your dad you smoke brendalfly

rumplepumpkin 

a term of endearment for a mischievous female partner. a kind, caring, attractive rascal
see that erica? shes my rumplepumpkin
rumplepumpkin by rascal1983 March 18, 2013

Rumpleblumkin 

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit and screaming the 'givers' name backwards during climax.

Similar to a blumkin but with an added personal touch.
During the party we heard big Bob screaming Sudlob and we knew he was receiving a Rumpleblumkin from Boldus.
Rumpleblumkin by GBblumkins November 14, 2011

Rumplestilts Simpson 

A sexual act that typically involved one man and one woman, although it is designed to be flexible in that manner.

One person will lock the other inside of a crate until they recite the cum guzzler's creed (Usually Adlibbed due to lack of established creed). Upon release, the person will attmept to bite the other person's penis if one is present.

This will result in an unpleaseant time.
My girlfriend pulled a Rumplestilts Simpson on me last night. I had to go to the ER!

Rumbleroar

The headmaster of Pigfarts, a wizarding school on Mars. He's a lion, who can talk.
Dumbledore? What an old coot! He's nothing like Rumbleroar!
Rumbleroar by ALynnJ July 6, 2009
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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