Imaginary magical school on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants a rocketship so he can attend this particular school. The headmaster is named Rumbleroar. He's a lion...who can talk. If you are a good student, Rumbleroar will let you ride on his back.

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"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here I come! Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum"

"I can't go to Pigfarts. It's on Mars! You NEEEED a rocketship!"
by Butterface10 July 04, 2009
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The Intergalactic Wizarding School which is located on Mars. Draco Malfoy desperately wants to transfer there from Hogwarts. The head teacher is a talking lion called Rumbleroar, and other teachers include Professor McGonagills, a talking fish and Slitherus Snake who has a bizarre grudge against Rumbleroar. Pigfarts does not have dances, as they would wake up Rumbleroars slumbering cubs. Its should be noted that as Pigfarts is located on Mars, you need a rocketship to get there.
Pigfarts is on Mars. You need a rocketship. Do you have a rocketship Potter?
by PansyParkinson June 16, 2011
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School of magic referenced to in A Very Potter Musical, which is a parody musical of the Harry Potter series. The character of Draco Malfoy makes several references to Pigfarts, which he claims is "the best wizarding school in the galaxy." Pigfarts is located on planet Mars, and the headmaster is Rumbleroar: a lion...who can talk. :) The name is of course a play on the name Hogwarts, the school Harry Potter and his friends attend.
"Hogwarts has really gone to the dogs. Luckily, next year, I'll be transferred to Pigfarts!!"

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A school, like hogwarts, but way better. The headmaster is Rumbleroar, a lion...who can TALK! It is located on Mars, so you'll need a rocketship to get there.

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"Pigfarts, Pigfarts, here i come, Pigfarts, Pigfarts, yum yum yum!"
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is run by a lion named Rumbleroar, is located in Mars, and is a hell of a lot better than Hogwarts at least according to Malfoy
" I wanna go to pigfarts! Hogwarts sucks!
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A term to describe the noise that occurs during intercourse from the sudden change of pressure inside the vagina.
Make me Pigfart.

She's pigfarting like crazy.
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When someone farts non stop and denies it and blames it on their bones like a piece of fuck
Omg that bitch just farted and blamed it on her ankle, what a fucking pigfart
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