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Rule 1-3-5 

Always try to occupy odd-numbered urinals. Never occupy a urinal right next to another urinal currently in use. And never, EVER start a conversation with anyone if you are using a urinal and/or if the person you want to talk to is using a urinal. That would just make everything really awkward.
*Guy 1 enters bathroom, occupies urinal*
Guy 1: Hey bro, what's up?
Guy 2: WHOA WHOA WHOA MAN! RULE 1-3-5!
Guy 1: Oh shit, sorry
*Guy 1 moves urinals, pissing commences in silence*
Rule 1-3-5 by anonman123 April 17, 2010
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1, 3, 5 rule

When using public bathroom, using urinals, 1, 3 and 5. No 2 and 4 just in case others come in. Never be next to another man using a urinal. Also no talking why using the bathroom.
WTF, your in 2!!
So...
1, 3, 5 rule!!!
1, 3, 5 rule by Urban Dictionary January 18, 2008

Rule 135 

Rule stating that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.
Rule 135 would include Wu-tang clan, Beatles, and Super Mario Bros. remixes.
Rule 135 by webstergeon June 28, 2010

Rule 135 

A rule that states that any song that exists either has, or will soon have a dubstep remix.

This rule is non-exclusive, and even applies to other dubstep tracks. Nothing is safe.
Rule 135 would include remixes of The Mario Bros. theme, Wu-Tang Clan remixes, Beatles remixes, etc.

rule 135 

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.
ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135
rule 135 by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023
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