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1. Someone who is so stupid, they have a smell for there stupidity 2. When someone is stupid and also smells like shit.
Corey is such an rturd!

Did you see Kadie the other day in Science? She's such a fucking rturd...
Rturd by Impotent One October 30, 2010
Urban Dictionary Merch
A cross between a retard and a turd
"Leanne, you're such a returd!"
Returd by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009
(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.
Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"
Returd by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011
you are such an rtard, that is a softball, not a basketball.
rtard by Tara January 29, 2005
A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.
That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.
returd by yes juanito yes May 18, 2015

returded 

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd
Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.
returded by Reba Dee October 21, 2008

Raturday 

Raturday shall now be defined as: a Saturday when the rat shall go out with his fellow animals on a boozy one - most probably 2 da redback tavern - and prowl on women who will more than likely be younger than him, this is becuase the rat, like most of his animal companions is bare dirty and filthy.

only the rat can decide whether a saturday will b declared as a raturday

Raturday is to be used when you and a group of friends all have animal names. one of your group should be given the name of rat as he is cheesy, dirty, filthy and probably has a long tail.

(the redback tavern is a sleezy yet convenient club located in acton)
This saturday is gona b a raturday.

I can feel a raturday coming up.

There's a raturday just over the horizon.

A raturday is blooming this week boys, like a sweet tulip blooming in the early spring.
Raturday by Dirty Rat Man March 11, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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