returded

A combination of "retarded" and "turd";
an adjective to describe someone you really dislike, or think is plain stupid.

Noun: Returd

Phil is so returded. He had the nerve to go pick a fight with me.

by Reba Dee September 06, 2008

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A word to describe someone who has fallen onto some dog turd and accidently swallowed some... thus putting them in a coma for 6 weeks and rendering them a retard for the rest of their life.

"I'm really returded, fell in a dog turd when I was five and now I pay people to drink my drinks, and then buy another one"

by foxwoot September 19, 2006

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Returd

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

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Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 22, 2011

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A piece of shit that returns to the toilet bowl after a flush. Usually associated with a massive dump or a weak flush, or both. Combination of return and turd.

That returd kept coming back up for air. It was not a pretty sight in the bathroom.

by yes juanito yes May 17, 2015

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