Returd

A cross between a retard and a turd

"Leanne, you're such a returd!"

by Ad:for:peru March 19, 2009

Returd

(n.) When the solid deuce you are dropping stubbornly shoots back up into your bunghole.

Guy on the shitter- "Yo, this deuce wants to stay in my ass forever, fuckin' returd!"

by Da Sperminator January 23, 2011

Returd

An abbreviation for a retarded turd.

"Stop, being a returd and take your medication!"

by Peckerama April 4, 2008

Returd

Someone who is seemingly retarded to the point that they portray themselves as a complete shit.

Random 1: Hey that guy just spat on your mom!!
Random 2: What a complete returd!
Random 1: yep, he sure is returded.

by Captain Standley June 1, 2007

Returd

An incredibly stupid person who also resembles a turd.

He's so stupid and ugly! He's a returd!

by ahoythar. September 24, 2010

Returd

Similar to retard but with a funny addition to it.

Ehmagad, he is such a returd!

by Jaidee June 19, 2006

Returd

I little shit that keeps coming back

Dude, theres that returd that keeps following us

by DaveyG1986 June 28, 2007