Royton

The name of an amazingly sweet and kind person, If you ever have Royton in your life, make sure not to lose him like I did, you'll regret it

Oh hey is that Royton?
Woah, that's definitely him.

by Clear Like Water November 4, 2022

Royston G King

On the journey to truly becoming a good human being and making the world a better place

I wish everyone is on their royston g king journey. The world really needs it

by roystongkingthegodking December 29, 2021

Royson

A good friend that trusts his close friends and is always there when someone needs him. He listens to you no matter how weird the thing you are saying may sound. He is very intelligent and doesn't use it as a way to brag but to help others. Royson has a huge heart and although he may seem weird to some people, he is nice and sweet! Always does things by following the rules and when he likes someone, he isn't afraid to show it!

royson:im not gonna get a Facebook until I'm 13
friend: you're actually waiting to follow the rules? O:

by ~a friend. December 28, 2011

hillary rotton crotch clinton

Cross between Hillary Rodham Clinton and Mary Jane Rotten Crotch. Why? Because who knows where Bill's pecker has been.

Hillary Rotton Crotch Clinton losses in a landslide victory to the GOP.

by Osama Obama September 21, 2007

Rotonian

A philosophy or school of thought based upon the fundamental premise that one must appear exactly as society wants them to by any means necessary. Often this ideal is attempted in a procession of lies, embellished stories, and complete fabrications. It is not uncommon to find the followers of the philosophy as extreme versions of certain persuasions, because in living through the lies their worlds create, they often lose touch with who they truly are.

The man who tells his friends he has devoured three bottles of Everclear in a single sitting, has had intercourse with three virgins for seven hours a piece, and has blood relations to George Washington is a true Rotonian, even though he will never admit it.

by JZJ April 23, 2006

rotton but never forgotten

Something so bad it will always be remembered

That was so rotton but never forgotten, I will always know and remember

by mitch00uk March 29, 2015

Royston Spinner

When one stands proud with a raging boner and spins his/her partner through 360 degrees of rotation on the phallas.

Barry:
"Hey Ted, guess what i did last night, i gave a Royston Spinner to Sally all night on my pork sword till she vomited"

Ted:
"One too many jaegermeisters?"

by Crewkerne Dave February 4, 2013