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Man of great character, unique, trustworthy, loving, kind, giving, honest, hard-working, hard-headed, quick-tempered but the temper short lived, will not interfere, but always there when needed, never-ever gives up.
"Rowlf, is someone you can depend on, such a blessing!"
Rowlf by OhComeOnaPseudonymReally February 4, 2010
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Bimmy Rolfe 

Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.
Justy: "All right James, now pretend that you're excited!"
Bimmy Rolfe: "Sigh.... wow..."
Bimmy Rolfe by Onion Curator April 16, 2022
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rowlful • Rowlf • Rowlfed • rolf • Rowling • rowley • Rowland • rolfes • rolfing • rowl
Coined by RTGame. In reference to you-know-who.

A person who you genuinely do not want to mention the name of due to unspeakable disappointment in said individual.
Ugh he became such a Rowling after college. What even happened?
Rowling by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023

Paul Rowlands

A legendary biology teacher at Abington Heights, a Youtuber, and the man who killed Thanos. He is also extraordinarily good at sending all the idiots to the office.

"You're so shrekking loud" -Mr. Rowlands when his students were talking over him
"I have a new Paulicy" "You just got Rowlsted!" "What the Paul Rowlands?!"
Paul Rowlands by The Meme Lord December 6, 2019

Mitch Rowland 

Mitch Rowland is the wonderful, amazing, beautiful and talented famous guitarist in a band which Harry Styles sings for. Harry is a good singer but not as good as Mitch!
Veronica: Who is the best person in the world?

Honey: Mitch Rowland!

Veronica: Isn’t he also the definition of perfect?

Honey: Yes! 100% yes! And you should also stream She featuring Harry Styles but start it at 3:38

pulled a jk rowling 

1. An feeble attempt made by story or character writers to renew interest in a dying media franchise by giving a character an uninteresting or useless trait which adds little no depth to their character, and usually used as a measure to conceal their impending failure or as an effort to bring diversity to a whitewash cast of characters.

Ironically, even though sales were peak for the series during this time, in 2007, Harry Potter writer J.K. Rowling revealed the sexuality of book character Dumbledore as being gay with an ass-pull wizard, receiving some backlash readers and fans alike arguing that she gave no real depth to his character up until the storyboarding of "Fantastic Beasts: The Crimes of Grindlewalde"

2. Taking definition 1 and following through with it because you managed to gain or already had enough traction to actually continue your franchise and write a full filling and deep story for such a character.
Example 1.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear that news about Soldier from Overwatch being gay?
Guy 2: Yeah man, they pulled a fucking JK Rowling because they couldn't save their toxic community and gaming league, or nerf their fucking characters.
Guy 1: I stopped playing after they added that retarded hamster anyway.

Example 2.
Guy 1: Did you watch the last episode of Adventure Time?
Guy 2: Nah, I heard they pulled a JK Rowling by making Princess Bubblegum and Marceline lesbians.
Guy 1: They actually made a decent storyboard with their romance and the aftermath overall in the New seasons.
Guy 2: Alright, might give it a watch.

rollfart 

When you fart and it goes up your back, or rolls to the front into your vagina.
Wow I just had a killer rollfart go up my back yo.

OMG I just had a rollfart go into my vag and I ain't even mad about it.
rollfart by ROLLFART April 4, 2015
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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