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rolfes by Gordon Brewer July 16, 2008
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an old idea of Heinz Rolfes
When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!
an old idea of Heinz Rolfes by hglogike September 29, 2017
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An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes
When - in politics - a member of the minority party suggests an idea that is ignored, but a little down the road a member of the reigning party brings up the same thing and it gets approved instantly.
Do you remember the voting about that reasonable bill being struck down two years ago? -- Yes, however it got approved last week by the leading majority as an old idea of Heinz Rolfes!
An Old Idea Of Heinz Rolfes by hglogike October 19, 2017
Bimmy Rolfe
Evil twin of James Rolfe. Took over his brother's legacy around 2012, and has been out of time ever since. Why do people call him Bimmy? Take a wild guess.
Bimmy Rolfe by Onion Curator April 16, 2022
Rolfsen
If you're a "Troll" or "Trolling" on the internet, then you're a "Rolfsen", or a "Trolfsen"
Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.
Using the word Rolfsen is a more discrete way of saying troll, while pulling off a Trolfsen is ultimately the highest rank of trolling achievable.
Damn I felt like Rolfsen yesterday when Blizzard banned me.
or
Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.
Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?
Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)
or
Person 1: Trolfsen here went to talk about a loan in the bank yesterday.
Person 2:Lol, what do you need a loan for?
Person 1:I don't, the bank does ;)
Rolfsen by Professional troll. September 19, 2012
Rolfe
A word that can replace almost any adjective, and some nouns, oh and some verbs. It really does have a place in every sentence ever spoken.
You've got to Rolfe it up!
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.
Rolfe off!
I was Rolfe-ing all the way home!
You are such a Rolfe!
You just Rolfed that good and proper!
Oh for Rolfe's sake!
Etc.
Rolfe by Dildo Shaggins January 9, 2009
ROLFYSATT
ROFLYSATT is an internet accronmym for Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type, and like all things internet it has adapted to nerd culture and has taken on new real-life use, though usually in a satirical way.
ROLFYSATT: Rolling On Floor Laughing Yet Still Able To Type
ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
or
ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
ROFLAARP: Rolling On Floor Looking At Assorted Rodent Pornography
or
ROFLEW: Rolling On Floor Laughing whilst Eating Waffles
ROLFYSATT by internetsex December 7, 2009
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