rolf

that weird fucker from ed edd & eddy

edd: hello rolf
rolf: hello edd boy

by poopfaceeeeeeeee August 26, 2014

rolf

A kick-ass Ed, Edd, 'n Eddy character.

<Rolf> Never use hot wax to soothe enraged lobsters!

by dj gs68 October 26, 2003

rolf

"Rolling on laughing floor"

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 03, 2003

rolf

rolling on le floor
similar to rofl, but it is sometimes used (especially in german speaking countries) to look cooler.

A: rolf
B: Who the fuck is rolf?
A: He is french. Rolling on le floor. Oh my gawd, you are such a noob.
B: Shut up.

by Reaper[at] November 24, 2009

rolf

abbr.
"Rolling on the laughing floor"

Used by some people as another way of saying rofl.

omg rolf

by Anonymous September 04, 2003

rolf

What an asian calls a caucasian when they loose at something, usually sporting.

Caucasian: Haha! I got the ball!

Asian: OMG you're such a ROLF!

by Becky K...... May 27, 2008

rolf

To give someone a deep, painful vagina stretching with hands and fists using the system of intense internal massage developed by Ida Rolf called structural integration based on a pseudoscientific (i.e., bullshit) new age healing philosophy.

My pussy still hurts and all my insides are still recovering after I my chiropractor rolfed me yesterday.

by SalRos May 02, 2020