rowed

When Mike Rowe out smarts you, out whits you and makes you look like a dumbass. #rowed.

I think you just got rowed.

by savagefever November 10, 2014

Rowed

When a person gives a handjob with there right and left hand to two separate people at the same time.

Catherine rowed me and Ricky good last night because we are so gooey!

by anonymous March 15, 2024

rowed out

From title of 1965 single, "I'm Rowed Out," by punk garage band, "The Eyes." Means: you put all your time and effort into something (or someone), and it was all for nothing; you ended up depleted, exhausted, and unappreciated.

You're a succubus, baby--I'm rowed out on you.

by Wrongdave March 31, 2012

Home Rowed

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

The keys from the keyboard left an imprint on my face after I was Home Rowed.

by MechaTC April 3, 2005

Home Rowed

To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

My coworker was so fed up with the cramped cubicle next to my office that he took his keyboard and homerowed me in the face.

by Zerolok April 14, 2005

Rick Rowed

Someone spent your money

Just got Rick rowed by dick at the bar. He didn't have any money and I had to pay the tab . That broke asshole dick just Rick Rowed me.

by Big daddy monsoon November 18, 2017

Get Rowed

When someone rows the boat on you.
See "Rowin The Boat" for reference.

Fast driver fly's past you with someone rowing the boat screaming Get Rowed!

by iApex April 12, 2009