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Typically a man with a soft gentle voice who only talks about either beef or chicken.
Although he never seems to talk about how straight he is in any conversation he has it is not hard to see that he is quite frankly addicted to females.
"Yo Rosean why did you steal my girl man?"

"Hey Rosean quit yapping about beef and chicken man"
Rosean by Xavier Pharrell July 25, 2019
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"Yo, look at that guy's Rosean"
Rosean by Reverse- March 28, 2020
A typical woman loves day dreaming There are many friends who love and depend on her Loves to explore willing to listen to the problems of others She grabs everyone's attention especially men . Wise, kind, beautiful, simple, reliable and independent It depends on rosean’s mood whether she is kind or not She is a strong woman so sometimes she doesn't need the help of others but often she cries a bit She is a friend that everyone dreams She doesn't want puppy love what she wants is true and eternal
: What am I going to do rosean I don't know help me
Rosean by Giuseppe_24 June 7, 2021

Michael Rosen 

My lord and savior,leader of all memes
Michael Rosen by Michaelrosen420 January 10, 2018

Comforting Mrs. Rosen

Euphemism for sticking your dick where it doesn't belong.

Origin: Don Draper's explanation to his daughter, Sally, after she walked in on him sleeping with a neighbor.
Where have you been?

Oh, I was just comforting Mrs. Rosen.

All night long?

She was really upset.
Comforting Mrs. Rosen by pajiba June 10, 2013
A mysterious girl that is quiet but hides a more than you've ever expected. Gorgeous,smart, impulsive and a little insecure but once you've known her, she'll rock your world.
That girl has a rosangela personality.
rosangela by cocojones December 28, 2013

Michael Rosen 

A Youtube phenomenon who originally possessed a small following in the United Kingdom for his children's poetry books.

When Mr. Rosen could not find anyone to republish some of his older, more obscure books, he decided to, for the public's eyes, have his son film him telling all of the stories from the books, including but not limited to "Hypnotizer" and "Michael's Big Book of Bad Things". In each of these series, Mr. Rosen would have himself filmed wearing the same outfit in the same background with similar title captions (likely one day for filming, and his son deciding to make it possess a clean sort of transition).

Mr. Rosen became popular when some very clever users on Youtube took advantage of the fact that one could sentence splice his videos due to them having a similar background/camera position, and not have to change many of the visuals present, making it very easy to make him tell rather vulgar, but hilarious, stories.
"Once, my friend Harrybo came to school with a great big bag of PLAMZ. He said 'Anyone want any PLAMZ?' I said 'No, I hate PLAMZ.' So he said 'Screw you Michael Rosen' and he began eating all the PLAMZ."

"Once, I was a smuggler, and I had to get 20,000 pounds of crack through the customs! I chose to hide it on me somewhere... but where? 'I know!' I said, I'll stuff it in my BUTT. -PFFT- OWWWWWWWWWW"

"When I get an erection with my FAT cock, if there's one thing I love it's Ms. Goodoff's snatch!"
Michael Rosen by A BAG OF PLAMZ September 6, 2011
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