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Roseanne-Bar

One 10mg Ambien (zolpidem tartrate).

Named for the infamous Roseanne "Ambien made me racist" moment
"It was 2 in the morning and I was ambien tweeting — it was memorial day too — I went 2 far & do not want it defended,"-- Roseanne Barr

*Frantically checks phone history*
Oh God! I accidentally stayed awake after my Ambien last night. God I hope it wasn't a Roseanne-Bar
Roseanne-Bar by SmartAllyPants March 23, 2022
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Rosanne bar 

When you roll a blunt so good, and so fat, there's only one thing you could call it. A ROSANNE BAR!
Dude 1: I rolled this blunt dude, it's a Rosanne Bar.
Dude 2: Damn, I love you Rosey (Dan Voice)
Rosanne bar by JustSemaj March 6, 2012

roseanne barr 

Vile, almost excrement-like.
Bloody hell, I just stepped in something Roseanne Barr

roseanne barred 

when you try to get birth control at 13 but your parents won't let you.
no, you can't get birth control, you've been roseanne barred from that.