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rorschach 

1. One of the main characters in the legendary comic book series/graphic novel Watchmen Said main character wears a mask which appears similar to the ink blot test which psychiatrists use to evaluate clients. Rorschach is a "dark" hero, often killing or maiming the criminals he apprehends. 2. One of the best comic book heroes ever created.
Rorscach converted his own prison psychiatrist over to his way of thinking.
rorschach by Judicator December 8, 2004

Lawrenceburg Rorschach 

When you have partied so hard you shit the bed in your sleep and roll around in it.
Thus creating shit stains that resemble ink blots.
I partied so hard last night when I woke up I had Lawrenceburg Rorschached all over the bed.

A White Rorschach 

Where you cum between a girl's tits or ass, press the tits or ass cheeks tightly together, then spread the tits or ass cheeks apart revealing a cum stain pattern similar to an ink blot or Rorschach test.
Woman: What are you doing back there, honey?

Man: Just making a White Rorschach baby.

Rorschaching 

An act of aggression in which one uses the last sheet of toilet paper without replacing the roll, causing the next person that takes a shit to have to stand up and get more, effectively turning their asscheeks into a Rorschach shitblot test.
"Bro, why are you so late all the time? " "Dude, my asshole roommate keeps Rorschaching me. This morning I had to go on a mud-butt mission to find toilet paper , take a shower and basically start my whole day over." "That sucks, man. What a dick."
Rorschaching by RystuShocklefard January 3, 2016

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.
I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

Rorschachism 

Rorschachism.

The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.

Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?

Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...

Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!

*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Rorschachism by ssp0929 April 3, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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