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Rorschaching 

An act of aggression in which one uses the last sheet of toilet paper without replacing the roll, causing the next person that takes a shit to have to stand up and get more, effectively turning their asscheeks into a Rorschach shitblot test.
"Bro, why are you so late all the time? " "Dude, my asshole roommate keeps Rorschaching me. This morning I had to go on a mud-butt mission to find toilet paper , take a shower and basically start my whole day over." "That sucks, man. What a dick."
Rorschaching by RystuShocklefard January 3, 2016
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Rorschaching 

When you take a messy shit and it looks like an ink blot test.
He was rorschaching all over the place.
Rorschaching by AKA Jew July 12, 2009
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Rorschachism 

Rorschachism.

The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.

Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?

Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...

Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!

*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Rorschachism by ssp0929 April 3, 2009
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