untimely

Referring to an event that is unexpected, unforseen, or happens at an inopportune moment.

Bob's dead? No way! We were supposed to swing with he and his wife this weekend. How untimely.

by O.P.A. October 29, 2007

Untimely

Disrespectful of time (people's time, time in general)

She is s always late; she better stop being untimely when she starts her new job.

by Beshax October 29, 2007

untimely visitor

when a guy gets a really obvious boner, tries to play it off, but everyone knows anyways

The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.

by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004

Untimely Blowout

The situation that a guy finds himself in during anal sex where the girl farts with such force that it forces his dick out of her hole. In extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.

Stan: Well, I finally got Wilma to let me fuck her up the ass.

Mitch: How was it?

Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.

by patsguy November 22, 2011

Untimely Bladder

The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't

Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.

"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"

"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"

"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."

by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011