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untimely visitor
The other day i saw a bunch of girls staring at me and giggling. Hey I figured it must be good. But when they started pointing at my crotch. Damn I knew it was an untimely visitor.
untimely visitor by Clare..and of course..eric too. May 19, 2004
Untimely Blowout
The situation that a guy finds himself in during anal sex where the girl farts with such force that it forces his dick out of her hole. In extreme cases this will result in the need for an immediate shower.
Stan: Well, I finally got Wilma to let me fuck her up the ass.
Mitch: How was it?
Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.
Mitch: How was it?
Stan: It was great until we had an untimely blowout, and boy was it messy.
Untimely Blowout by patsguy November 22, 2011
Untimely Bladder
The untimely, and extremely irritating feeling of having to pee, as soon as you know that you can't
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
Example of this would be; right when you find your spot in hide and go seek, whenever you get stuck in line, when your in the car-miles away from a rest stop, etc.
"As soon as i found my hiding spot, I totally pulled an untimely bladder, shit!"
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
"This line better move faster, I gotta take a raging piss!"
"When's the next rest-stop?" - "25 miles" - ".....shit i gotta pee."
Untimely Bladder by drummerguy97 September 3, 2011
fogey
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)