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Rorschached 

When a character meant to criticize a political ideology is misinterpreted by those that unironically believe in said ideology as genuine. Coined after the character Rorschach who was meant to criticize objectivist philosophy becoming championed by its proponents.
I cant believe people who are "pro cop" Rorschached the Punisher.
Rorschached by ron je October 6, 2022
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rorschach 

1. One of the main characters in the legendary comic book series/graphic novel Watchmen Said main character wears a mask which appears similar to the ink blot test which psychiatrists use to evaluate clients. Rorschach is a "dark" hero, often killing or maiming the criminals he apprehends. 2. One of the best comic book heroes ever created.
Rorscach converted his own prison psychiatrist over to his way of thinking.
rorschach by Judicator December 8, 2004

Lawrenceburg Rorschach 

When you have partied so hard you shit the bed in your sleep and roll around in it.
Thus creating shit stains that resemble ink blots.
I partied so hard last night when I woke up I had Lawrenceburg Rorschached all over the bed.

A White Rorschach 

Where you cum between a girl's tits or ass, press the tits or ass cheeks tightly together, then spread the tits or ass cheeks apart revealing a cum stain pattern similar to an ink blot or Rorschach test.
Woman: What are you doing back there, honey?

Man: Just making a White Rorschach baby.

Rorschaching 

An act of aggression in which one uses the last sheet of toilet paper without replacing the roll, causing the next person that takes a shit to have to stand up and get more, effectively turning their asscheeks into a Rorschach shitblot test.
"Bro, why are you so late all the time? " "Dude, my asshole roommate keeps Rorschaching me. This morning I had to go on a mud-butt mission to find toilet paper , take a shower and basically start my whole day over." "That sucks, man. What a dick."
Rorschaching by RystuShocklefard January 3, 2016

Asscrack Rorschach

The inkblot-shaped pattern formed by an untimely poo.
I had a turtlehead going, but there was no way I could make it to the bathroom in time so I ended up with an asscrack Rorschach.

Rorschachism 

Rorschachism.

The psychological and religious mindset of believers of Rorschachism. Rorschachism is the belief that everything, every person, and every decision ever made, was absolutely good, or absolutely evil. Believers will also agree that evil need be punished. Most believers have agreed a proper time-out would do many troublemakers good, but more radical believers argue that death is an appropriate punishment.

Rorschachism draws close to 100,000 people a day. Most by intimidation by other believers of Rorschachism. It has been estimated that over 2,000,000 people now believe in Rorschachism and the number is still rapidly growing.
Roger the Beaver: Oh, hey Bill. So, did you hear about the new religion? Rorschachism?

Bill the Blimpmaker: Oh, yes, but I declined...

Roger the Beaver: What have you done?!

*Rorschach swoops in and kills them both.*
Rorschachism by ssp0929 April 3, 2009
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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