A strong, handsome haitian male. They are about 5’11 in height. They also can deadlift 250+. They also got a 6 pack (wink) and they are veiny as fuck. Their favorite thing to do is eat, sleep, workout, and watch anime. They also can steal your bitch.
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Robenson is a name that only a select few can carry. There are hundreds of conditions that must be met before one can claim Robenson as a last name. Among these are..
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
1. the ability to be awesome regardless of the situation
2. the ability to not give a fuck about what everyone is bitching about. In fact, a true Robenson will tell people to just shut the fuck up and to stop acting like bitches.
3. must be able to stand back and get the ladies without even trying while everyone else humiliates themselves
4. must be able to beat up frat kids two or three times their size and must also posses a zero tolerance policy towards popped collars and/or pink polos.
5. must be adored and worshiped everywhere they go, regardless of whether or not the adoring worshipers will admit it.
Robenson sightings have been confirmed on all continents, but are most commonly found in the United States, Germany and Ireland.
Person 1: Holy shit, look at how awesome that dude is! It looks like he's not even trying!
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
Person 2: Yeah, word around the campfire is that he's a Robenson.
Person 1: Okay, it all makes sense now.
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The sex of roobels is confirmed to be a female, she is caucasian and has big blue eyes and long blonde hair.
She is very capable of looking after herself in terms of finding cosy caves to live and sleep in. She is a good hunter however she does not usually hunt animals as she feels sorry for them.
She loves trees and forests. But most of all she loves FUN.
Self protection is not a quality of Roobels, however she has the protection of Rascal. However it has been very noticeable that Roobels actually needs protection from Rascal. This is because she becomes jealous of the attention Roobles gets, at most Rascal will kick Roobels and take her belongings such as sweeties, toys and gifts/presents.
On the whole Roobels is a very secretive creature.
If you want to start an expedition to attempt to catch her then you must take out lots of time. The best way to lure her is by using hot pizza as bait.
The sex of roobels is confirmed to be a female, she is caucasian and has big blue eyes and long blonde hair.
She is very capable of looking after herself in terms of finding cosy caves to live and sleep in. She is a good hunter however she does not usually hunt animals as she feels sorry for them.
She loves trees and forests. But most of all she loves FUN.
Self protection is not a quality of Roobels, however she has the protection of Rascal. However it has been very noticeable that Roobels actually needs protection from Rascal. This is because she becomes jealous of the attention Roobles gets, at most Rascal will kick Roobels and take her belongings such as sweeties, toys and gifts/presents.
On the whole Roobels is a very secretive creature.
If you want to start an expedition to attempt to catch her then you must take out lots of time. The best way to lure her is by using hot pizza as bait.
Too much fun, Too much fun Roobels.
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A traditional last name, derived from the Latin root "rob", which usually means a male at or above the 300 pound mark. Robensteins are often very hairy, and are the most successful in competing for Sexual Gains. Other attributes include being a snake, a snowflake, and usually homosexual.
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