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Los Santos Institute of Roastology
A high-end university run by Lamar Davis which teaches its students the science of roasting, especially yee-yee ass haircuts. It is located in Los Santos, San Andreas, USA.
Person 1 : Can i come to your house?
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
Person 2 : No, we will meet tomorrow at work
Person 1 : Ah man, don't hate me because I'm beautiful man, maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got
you would get some women craving for your penis. Or better yet, maybe Tanisha will call your desperate arse if
she stops enjoying coitus with that brain surgeon or lawyer she is making love with. NIGGAAAAA
Person 1 : what?
Person 1 : Do you go an university or do you work?
Person 2 : I go to the Los Santos Institute of Roastology
Los Santos Institute of Roastology by weenerwilly January 18, 2021
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Ratology
The sophisticated, intense and vigorous study of a mammal species: rats. Case developed by Professor Jonathan Pruett. 3.8% acceptance rate into the class, and a minimum SAT score of 1400 is required.
Person 1: "Jonathan, what are you going to major?"
Jonathan: "I'm studying ratology. I find it quite interesting and I am passionate in the subject."
Jonathan: "I'm studying ratology. I find it quite interesting and I am passionate in the subject."
Ratology by awesomekawaiiman May 14, 2019
Radiology Mullet
Dr. Rick Kamwerdzer got enema barium on his shirt today. He is lucky he was wearing his radiology mullet.
Radiology Mullet by gurgurant November 28, 2009
Uber-ratology
The study of rats whom don human costumes, and parade as beings in order to progress the greater rat state.
Uber-ratology by Janie Marie * June 7, 2018
fantology
ontology of possible worlds and fanstastic beings. This discipline bridges philosophical thought and artistic imagination.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.
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