Romnivore 

An organism that consumes small businesses.

"Did you hear that corporation ate up all the small businesses in that small town?"

"yeah, its a total romnivore."

Romnivore by Caltox July 20, 2012

Romnidirectional 

A polictical disease which causes a candidate to be on all sides of an issue, particularly involving policy affecting millions of people. The condition usually becomes evident over time as the afflicted politico gathers more polling data and "etch-a-sketches" his/her way to more popular positions despite the inconsistency with prior statements.

Presidential candidate Mitt was Romnidirectional on many significant policy matters, including: reproductive rights, immigration, health insurance mandate (Romneycare), military action in the Middle East, tax policy, and equal pay.

Romnidirectional by Jeff iMelt(TM) October 23, 2012

Nomnivore 

1. A person/kitteh whose diet consists solely of noms.

2. One who does not deliberate between vegetarian/carnivore dietary parties but rather eats whatever sounds tastiest or most nom-like.

3. The equivalent of the word 'omnivore' in the lolcat language.

Drew: Look at this lolcat someone posted. It's a cat eating a piece of corn and the caption is "Nomnivore."

James: Haha, that's hilarious and adorable.

Drew: Urbandictionary it.

Nomnivore by Ginsbot November 29, 2009

omnivore 

An organism that consumes both meat and plants. No political affiliations attached.

"This whole war between vegetarians and omnivores is stupid."

omnivore by Max Glenn December 28, 2005

social omnivore 

Noun: A person that generally conforms to the practice of vegetarianism, but will consume animal products in the company of meat eaters.

This compromise is often born of convenience or social pressure. Male vegetarians may experience lapses into social omnivorism to appear masculine in a testosterone-soaked atmosphere.

Dude 1: The Rangers are killing the Celtics. Fuck my life. You want some pizza?

Dude 2: Sure. Any veggie lover's?

Dude 1: Any nuts in your jocks? We've got pepperoni, Hawaiian, and meat lover's. Wooo!

Dude 2: ... I'll take Hawaiian.

Girl: Haven't you been a veg since you were like, 12?

Dude 1: Bro's a social omnivore.

Dude 2: Go Celtics.

social omnivore by McSantos May 18, 2009

romnipotent 

A word derived from "Romney" (as in Mitt Romney) and "omnipotent" (as in all powerful). It means to be completely insignificant, inconsequential, powerless, and trivial.

Mitt Romney cannot connect with voters, has little support, and cannot put together a coherent policy platform - he is romnipotent.

romnipotent by your_inner_monologue September 17, 2012

omnivore 

A good Hunter. One who can appreciate the benefit of a good slab of cooked meat but can subsist on slower prey, such as the broccoli and carrot when the stuff that food eats is not available.

This omnivores prefered meal would be Grilled steak smothered with grilled onions and mushrooms with a side salad and a side of broccoli

omnivore by Clattoverata August 19, 2009