Romnidirectional 

A polictical disease which causes a candidate to be on all sides of an issue, particularly involving policy affecting millions of people. The condition usually becomes evident over time as the afflicted politico gathers more polling data and "etch-a-sketches" his/her way to more popular positions despite the inconsistency with prior statements.

Presidential candidate Mitt was Romnidirectional on many significant policy matters, including: reproductive rights, immigration, health insurance mandate (Romneycare), military action in the Middle East, tax policy, and equal pay.

Romnidirectional by Jeff iMelt(TM) October 23, 2012

omnidirectional dancing 

It's like dancing but when you move you can feel forces, unexplainable forces, moving you in every direction possible.

However, it's more than that. These forces are uncontrollable; they move your body and mind into a state of euphoria, making you feel happy in your soul and your pants.

"See that? That's omnidirectional dancing, right there."

omnidirectional dancing by The Filth February 6, 2013

wind omnidirectionalism 

(n) The principle that no matter in which direction you are traveling (particularly walking or biking) the wind will always be blowing in your face.

Getting around campus today was terrible because of the strong wind omnidirectionalism.

wind omnidirectionalism by tsamneb December 12, 2010