Rollocking 

The severest of angry tellings-off;
getting both rinsed and bollocked at the same time.

Usually a combination of furious rhetoric and personal insults, mostly likely by someone your senior.

What did you do to deserve this?

Person 1: Yo dude, heard Dave in the office getting a right rollocking, wonder what he did...

Person 2: I heard he fed the boss’s lunch to the paper shredder. What a guy.

Rollocking by go fox yourself April 24, 2019

rollocking 

Getting told off, basically

Person1: Oh i got 10% in that test
Person2: Really??
Person1: Yeah, I got a right rollocking off Mr Jones!

rollocking by lexthepriest October 31, 2007

Pollocking

The act of staining one's toilet bowl during violent bouts of diarrhoea, resembling a Jackson Pollock masterpiece.

"Dude, i just pollocked your toilet bowl"

"Did you hear that Cindy is making Jackson Pollock counterfeits?"

"I think this curry is going to give me the inspiration i need to be pollocking all night"

Pollocking by Alio February 9, 2010

Bollocking 

v. Bollocking, when one is lectured, criticised or reprimanded. When one receives things Bollocking they have just been bollocked. Alternatively bollocked is used to describe a high state of inebriation.

"You're gonna get a bollocking my son"
"He just bollocked me!"
"I am completely bollocked"

Bollocking by Lucy May 29, 2003

pollocking the toilet 

A forceful spray of fecal matter emitted from the anus leaving a seemingly random and perversly post modern impression above water level.

A reference to impressionist painter Jackson Pollock.

Isaac pissed me off the othet day, so after a night of binge drinking I pollocked his toilet.

pollocking the toilet by Nickel Man-Duke III July 21, 2008

Bollocking 

A harsh punishment for something you've done.

In the words of James May as his blimp flies into restricted airspace:

"I may be about to get a collosal aviation bollocking"

Bollocking by Mike Hunt, York Hunt May 20, 2010

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank 

This is something you say when you want to say one word however 1 is not enough, so say 4 swears in one.

use it when you are pissed off. Or just to shock.

bunny: I missed the bus, oh cunty-bollocking-arse-wank!!!

Mummy: you are a girl and girls dont swear.
Bunny: CUNTY-BOLLOCKING-ARSE-WANK!!!!!!
Mummy: (face palm and blushes), DISGRACEFULL!!!
Bunny: what, girls do swaer :-).

cunty-bollocking-arse-wank by FreakyBunny69XXX. December 31, 2011